If Home Alone Was Real: What Injuries Would the Wet Bandits Suffer?

In the Home Alone movies, Kevin McCallister's clever traps leave the Wet Bandits battered and bruised. If the events were realistic, the villains would likely suffer more severe injuries.

Movie One

  • Ice Skate on Brick Steps: Marv would shatter his ankle and break several bones in his foot.
  • Paint Bucket Concussion: Harry's skull would be fractured, resulting in a concussion and possible brain damage.
  • Tar and Feather Coat: Harry's skin would be severely burned by the hot tar, potentially leading to scarring and infection.

Movie Two

  • Nail Gun to the Foot: Harry would pierce his foot, causing a compound fracture and severe pain.
  • Chainsaw Mishap: Marv would slash his hand, severing tendons and blood vessels, requiring extensive surgery.
  • Plastic Bag Suffocation: Kevin's attempt to aspirate Harry would induce asphyxia, potentially leading to neurological damage or death.
  1. What is the name of Kevin McCallister's older brother? Buzz
  2. What type of animal is Marv allergic to? Pigeons
  3. What is the name of the elderly neighbor who helps Kevin? Marley
  4. What is the name of the pizza delivery boy? Gus Polinski
  5. How does Harry try to escape from Kevin's traps? Through a bathroom window
  • Wilson Pro Staff Lite Tennis Racket
  • Yonex Badminton Racquet
  • Dunlop Squash Racket
  • Babolat Badminton Shoes
  • Victor Pickleball Paddle

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