Harry Potter Puns That Will Accio Your Laughter

Are you a seasoned Gryffindor or a cunning Slytherin? Are you a loyal Hufflepuff or a brilliant Ravenclaw? Either way, these Harry Potter puns are sure to leave you disarmed!

  • What do you call a wizard who's always late? A procrastin-spell-nator!
  • What do you call a wizard who's always messing up his spells? A dis-aster-curse!
  • What do you call a wizard who's always telling jokes? A pun-dit!
  • Why did the Dementor get lost? Because it couldn't find its way out of the sha-dement!
  • What do you call a wizard who's always getting into trouble? A rebel-ion-starter!
  • What is Harry Potter? Harry Potter is a series of fantasy novels written by J.K. Rowling.
  • What is a pun? A pun is a play on words that uses the different meanings of a word or the similar sounds of two words.
  • What is the difference between a Gryffindor and a Slytherin? Gryffindors are brave and courageous, while Slytherins are cunning and ambitious.
  • What is the name of the school where Harry Potter attends? Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
  • What is the name of Harry Potter's best friend? Ron Weasley.
  • Harry Potter Books by J.K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter Movies
  • Harry Potter Clothing
  • Harry Potter Toys
  • Harry Potter Collectibles

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