What are the funniest lines from British comedy?
British comedy is renowned for its wit, satire, and downright silliness. Over the years there have been countless hilarious lines uttered by some of the most iconic comedians in the world. Here are a few of my personal favorites:
- "I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention." - Tommy Cooper
- "My mother told me to follow my dreams, so I went back to bed." - Woody Allen
- "I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals that are." - Chris Rock
- "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and terrified like the passengers in his car." - Bob Monkhouse
- "The trouble with being poor is that you have to eat cheap food, and the trouble with eating cheap food is that you get fat. And the trouble with getting fat is that you have to buy bigger clothes, and the trouble with buying bigger clothes is that you get poor." - Spike Milligan
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