What's a Pun Involving the Sea and/or Ships, Devils, and Sailing or Any Combination Thereof?

The ocean is vast and mysterious, and it's also home to some pretty clever puns. Here are a few of our favorites:

  • What do you call a ship that's always in trouble? A sea-quel!
  • What do you call a pirate who's always getting lost? A sailor of misfortune!
  • What do you call a mermaid who's always getting into trouble? A shellfish!
  • Why did the devil take up sailing? Because he wanted to raise some hell!
  • What do you call a boat that's always sinking? A sea-cesspool!
  • What is the best kind of ship to sail in? A friend-ship!
  • What do you call a pirate who's always cold? A shiver me timbers!
  • What do you call a mermaid who's always getting into trouble? A shellfish!
  • Why did the devil take up sailing? Because he wanted to raise some hell!
  • What do you call a boat that's always sinking? A sea-cesspool!
  • Gill Rocky Shore Wheelie Suitcase
  • Stohlquist Women's Stratus PFD
  • Helly Hansen Men's Dry Offshore Offshore Sailing Jacket
  • Sperry Top-Sider Men's 2-Eye Boat Shoe
  • Garmin STRIKER Vivid 9sv Fishfinder

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