If NHL Teams Had Honest Slogans, What Would They Be?

Anaheim Ducks: We're just happy to be here.

Arizona Coyotes: Trust us, we're not as bad as our record says.

Boston Bruins: We're the oldest team in the league, and it shows.

Buffalo Sabres: We're not sure what we're doing, but we're doing it with style.

Calgary Flames: We're always one step away from being a contender. (Except this year.)

Carolina Hurricanes: We're the most successful expansion team in NHL history. (But that's not saying much.)

Chicago Blackhawks: We're the most storied franchise in the league. (But we're also getting old.)

Colorado Avalanche: We're the best team in the league. (And we know it.)

Columbus Blue Jackets: We're just happy to be in the playoffs.

Dallas Stars: We're the most overrated team in the league.

Detroit Red Wings: We're still trying to figure out how to win without Steve Yzerman.

Edmonton Oilers: We're all about Connor McDavid.

Florida Panthers: We're the most fun team to watch in the league.

Los Angeles Kings: We're the most successful team in the past decade. (But we're also getting old.)

Minnesota Wild: We're the most boring team in the league.

Montreal Canadiens: We're the most storied franchise in the league. (But we're also getting old.)

Nashville Predators: We're the most physical team in the league.

New Jersey Devils: We're the most dysfunctional team in the league.

New York Islanders: We're the most hated team in the league.

New York Rangers: We're the most overrated team in the league.

Ottawa Senators: We're the most disappointing team in the league.

Philadelphia Flyers: We're the most frustrating team in the league.

Pittsburgh Penguins: We're the most successful team in the past decade. (But we're also getting old.)

San Jose Sharks: We're the most consistent team in the league. (But that's not saying much.)

Seattle Kraken: We're the most expansion team in the league.

St. Louis Blues: We're the most recent Stanley Cup champions. (But we're also getting old.)

Tampa Bay Lightning: We're the most annoying team in the league.

Toronto Maple Leafs: We're the most disappointing team in the league.

Vancouver Canucks: We're the most confusing team in the league.

Vegas Golden Knights: We're the most exciting team in the league.

Washington Capitals: We're the most boring team in the league.

Winnipeg Jets: We're the most underrated team in the league.

FAQ:

  • What is the most common slogan? "We're the most [adjective] team in the league."
  • What is the most self-deprecating slogan? "We're just happy to be here."
  • What is the most arrogant slogan? "We're the best team in the league."
  • What is the most confusing slogan? "We're the most confusing team in the league."
  • What is the most honest slogan? "Trust us, we're not as bad as our record says."

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